A man Called Billy
There once was a old man who slept.
He thought he was awfully yclept.
It was rather poor,
But not very voyeur,
He just couldn't say no to the schlepped.
A Lass Called Renne
There once was a young lass called renne.
She said, "See the lovely glenn!"
It was rather blythe,
But not very wythe,
She just couldn't say no to the tien.
